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Sep 20, 2010

Snogging Snack Time

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Snack Time!  
(the time where I let you little monsters feast on my juicy little stories from my eat up! after all they are ZERO calories!)

-When I was a sophomore in high school we got two GORGEOUS foreign exchange student boys from Germany who every girl in school wanted! We ended up spending every day together hanging out... After about a month I started snogging the hot Jock like blond. (6'3'' 8pack abs) then the next weekend the Romantic Mysterious Brunette (6'4'' and 8pack) came over and confessed his feelings for me on Christmas ever and we spent two hours kissing in the light of the fireplace. BTW they were best friends. My monster habits started out young. Every girl in the district wanted to be my best friend that year because I snogged the hottest men to EVER go to our school. (true story!)

-I've written down the name (if i remember!) the date, and place of EVERY guy I've ever kissed...If you can guess the amount right I'll answer ANY question you want!!
Hint: over fifteen, but less than fifty ;)

 Today-Yesterday-Life-Food-Blah Blah Blah
  • under 100 cals today!
  • 600 yesterday (fat fkn whale!)
  • Worked out today and burned 200 cals (still a fat whale..but a toned fat whale..)
  • Tyler is still perfect
  • I was walking behind a girl today who had the best body..long skinny legs. fkk her! lol
  • I've decided to kick my fat ass into shape and make the new goal date my homecomming which is Oct.21
 Tonight I'm going to avoid eating.. I really don't want to bust past 250cal today at all! I'm gonna do my homework (ug) take a monster bath, do my nails and monster mash with my man ;) 
I can feel my body eating up the nasty fat cells with every growl of my stomach! victory will be mine! I will be thin!  Just in time for winter...


  1. ummm... I'm guessing 30 kisses?
    If I'm right I want to know how many people you have had sex with =]
    Ask me anything too

  2. oooh both of the hot germans? you lucky thing!! ummm...27? idk haha xx

  3. hmmmm ummmm maybe 28 kisses??? ive had more kisses than i can remember :( so shitty... oh well as long as they were hot! bahahahahah xoxoxoxo luv ya lots girl and keep up the great eating habits! Ur cals are way down!

  4. oooh juicy story :) im going to guess 42. aaand if im right i would like to know what age was the oldest person you have kissed?
    lol i btw i just read the part that say "fat whale" (which i am sure you are not) and my tummy made a sound like a whale. how strange.
    keep up the good work. xo

  5. oh man can i just say that i am ridiculously jealous that you got hot german boys? i don't know what it is about german things, but i just love them (including the guys)...and accents are just awesome

  6. LMFAO!! Your post is hilarious! guess is...30? I don't have a question though :)