Sarcasm, Eating Disorders, College Life, and everything else.. Oh and for those who hate cursing.. Fuck you. Just kidding.. But seriously.

Aug 16, 2012

My 21st Birthday

It was awesome! I drank with my lawyer, coworkers, bf and all my friends!
I won a bikini contest, saw the sunrise over the ocean and saw dolphins swimming as the sun rose.

Apr 11, 2012

The world is a fucked up place

As the title says; the world IS a fucked up place.
I dont really feel like explaining why that is but just take my word for it...
Still dancing and so excited to start my next semester!
I dont know if I mentioned it you all last time but I had to take a trip to Los Angeles to see my Nana who was ill.. Turns out she's doing alright and the trip was AMAZING!

 I fucking hated sluggishly dragging my feet on the return flight knowing coming home
    would suck more than a pineapple up the ass.... but I digress.

The trip was a success because my poppa was there and he gave me a gift. It was a brand new deck of california novelty playing cards, now that seems really lame to most people but my dad has never given me a gift in my life. So, finally, at 20 years old this little monster got her first gift from her daddy. Secondly one of my favorite people in the whole wide world met up with me in LA. An old flame, so to speak, We'll call him Noah. I've known Noah longer than almost any guy that I still talk to, we never dated but he was my first love. We rambled around hollywood; having dinner, seeing sites and catching up. It was one of the best nights in years.

Anyways I've been reading your blogs and am soon to comment on all of yours!
Here's some pics, funny pics and pics of Momma Monster herself, moi :)
Talk to you ravenous beauties later! xoxoxoxo

New Pics of Me

Mar 14, 2012

Diamond Dogs

I'm One Bad Bitch and I Got a Rhinestone Collar ;)

Thank you little monsters for posting such a joyous welcome back!
Well big news.. I'm going to L.A this weekend and be staying there for almost two weeks.
My family lives there, specifically my nana who's sick, and I, like fringe bangs, is due for a schnazzy return!
Anywhoozle Tyler and I are over, I still dance and I'm posting you all pics. :)
Love and Miss you all!

Feb 5, 2012

Happy Girls Are The Prettiest...

My how long its been...

I've missed you all and so so much has happened. I'm still a dancer and I love it.
It's a dirty little world we dancers share.. Its ice cold and blurry. A mix of sweat and black tears.


It's all terribly complicated. my life
I'm 120 but tiny and muscular. I'm famous in a little hole in the wall on the wrong side of town. But there..I'm known.

I get ready every night....
I put on my work clothes...
           ...fishnet pantyhose....

The stage is my spotlight, where I toss away all insecurity. On that stage im FIERCE.
Off it I'm still me..the one you all know and hopefully love.

I love you all and most likey am gonna start writing on here again... there is much for you to hear.
Well my little monsters, my dancing pixles I bid you adieu,

-Dirty Diana xoxoxxo