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Jul 22, 2011

Pole Dancing Queen

You girls fucking rule.
I did it.. I did the audition and was hired on the spot!
I'm a regular now! I'm officially a Showgirl, a Pole Dancer, an Exotic Dancer!

Let me say something on behalf of pole dancer..they deserve so much more respect than they get.
After my first night (walked out with 80..worked on stage a total of 30 mins lol) I was sore as hell.
I literally felt as though two big strapping black men beat the shit out of me with two by fours. Its been over 24  hours since my last set and I still feel terrible.It's the most grueling workout I've ever done.

But there are results immediately...other than pole bruises and bright purple bruises on my knees from floor work,,,but im tone and tight with sexy legs unveiling themselves.

The girls there, for the most part, are great.


My first actual set on my first song some guy made it rain on me... I mean literally.
And after all the years of hearing pop songs sing about making it rain on a stripper or in the club I never got it...but once I felt a dozen ones shimmer down my body I understood why they write songs about it.
It's an amazing feeling because not every girl has gotten rained on so when you do..you feel special.

Later after my set I went backstage and changed and hustled the floor..just chatting up the men, so I talked to the "rain maker" guy and he told me I had the best body of any girl at the club :) that made me a happy little monster.


So after all was said in done I made about 80 bucks my first day (but I had to  pay the house fee and tipp the DJ) Went home tired as a dog and ironed my cash.

-Ty loves it now..he went and watched me dance and thought it was sexy as hell that I could arouse every man there and go home with him.
I'm his private dancer.

Seriously we fucked on a Charlie Sheen status the night he saw me dance.

So I've got to get ready.. I work 10pm-2am tonight.
Straighten my hair, get dolled up..roll in a pool full of glitter..the usual.. lmao

I love this job...I work so much that I don't have time to eat and if I did I'd work it off easily.
Plus..as you girls know.. I love glitter and I get to wear it for work..and heels and flirt and let guys buy me drinks all night long :) Hehehe I'm a happy little monster!

Btw my Stage name is Diana...



9 comments:

  1. I'm Danish so I don't know all the slang words... I had to google "make it rain" - I really, really misunderstood you at first. If you know what I mean. Haha.

    But congratulations! It sounds so fun!

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  2. Congrats! It sounds like you really enjoy it. I wish I could do that. I don't have the body though. If I did, I would give it a try. But where I live most of the strip clubs are in bad places so I would have to find a better place but that probably wouldn't be bad. If I drive for an hour to work it could end up worth it. I may look into it once I reach my UGW.

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  3. Oh my god, wow! I would love a job like that for real!! Aaaahhh you got rained! Wowowow so jealous, I bet I'm too short though xD

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  4. That sounds pretty awesome actually. I'm going to have to google what rain on me means. I live quite a conservative life... Haha now that made me laugh!

    I'm kind of jealous you get to dress up, dance and have guys buy you drinks. Sounds awesome!

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  5. oh my god you fucking amazing girl. I am so jealous

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  6. I vote your job as the most interesting job ever!

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  7. wow that is awesome as! my friend does pole dancing and has new bruises everytime i see her. i wish i was fit enough to do it. you should get a pic for us to see. xo

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  8. OMG OMG OMG!! I'm so happy for you my love! And I'm happy that you're happy now. Keep loving you and what you do <3

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  9. I have just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the best virtual strippers strip-teasing on my desktop.

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