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Aug 29, 2010

"Cause this is Thriller"

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson(aka the Patron Saint of POP)
On lieu of the King of Pop's Birthday I was going to bake a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting.. Get it?! 
White on the outside, and black on the inside. ;)  But I don't have any cake mix and I have no money to go get any. Fuck I'm so broke. But I have been playing MJ all day long, and watched his TV special, and watching his music video's tonight! And I kissed the poster I have of him. I love you Michael! R.I.P!

Being broke sucks a large cellulite ass.
I have 35cents in my bank account. The only thing good about being broke is that I don't have anything in my cupboards to eat. So on my schedule for school I get out at 1pm everyday, and Tyler doesn't get home till 4pm which means I can go study for an hour and work out for two hours! I'm so happy that we the Univ has a SPEC-FUCKING-TASTICAL gym. 
I'm seriously happier than a teenage boy discovering the password to the porn channel.
So today I've eating half of a top ramen soup... and for dinner I might have some baby carrots.
I love that Lida removes my hunger. I cannot wait for my Financial Aid disbursement check.. OMG I have to buy books, school, clothes, bills, groceries,clothes, a bike, and did I mention CLOTHES!?! 

This school year's wish/to do list: cigarettes, a kick ass wardrobe, at least one girl-friend, pass all my classes, make a ton of friends, join a club, get to 115 pounds, get job, take a shit ton of pictures, go clubbing, get wasted at a college kegger, get another tattoo, get a pet bunny!
For MJ fans:


  1. Woo! Life of the Broke and Fabulous, hunnie! <3

    Clothes! Who could have too many clothes? Not me, I assure you. I don't care that I have no where to put them. I think it's a way better investment than food sometimes. And your list sounds killer. I like the ideas you've got there. Anywhooo, good luck this week! Stay strong :]

  2. Haha, I like how cigarettes are the first thing on your list. Reminds me of being in college. I was always running out of money. When I got down to my last few dollars it was always: "Cigarettes, or food? Hmmmm..... Definitely cigarettes."

    Have a great week!! Hope that disbursement comes soon. xxxx

  3. lol I have 27c in my bank account, it sucks

  4. Haha shh on the bank account thing. The life of the young hey?

    Ooh clothes, clothes and even more clothes! Nobody can have enough clothes. I don't care if you live in TOPSHOP :P That is not enough clothes haha.

    Love your list btw. xxx

  5. RIP MJ!!!!!!! **cries** You will be missed..... love your blog pixie! Just wanted to let you know that i am here reading everyday :)

  6. a bunny would be sooooooooo cute!!!!
    lol great idea for the cake being MJ themed!!!!
    i love reading your blog, i just click with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. black cake with white icing! love it haha x